Mountain Hill Forest V

               I woke up at exactly 7 in the morning. Before I can even process what in the blazes was happening, the brightest sun in history peeked through my window curtains and made my room look like the ballroom of Titanic! There were lovely dandelions, blue bells and daffodils in water on my bedside table with a pair of brand new car keys. So, as I'm an auto enthusiast, my instinct told me to check which brand. And it spelt with utter pleasure, Pagani Zonda. I could already fill my blood boiling! So, I rushed down without gazing anywhere and went out the door to the garage. And there it stands, a barking mad, exuberant 600+ horsepower, twin-turbo engine sport car in dark grey! It spoke for itself. I couldn't wait to get my hands on this, but as I love following my head, I needed to go back in first. So, I did. 

"Good morning, car craze!"
"Sam?! Wha... What are you doing here? I.." he seriously scared the shit outta me!
"Hey ho! Calm down, child! I can't take so many surprised faces in a day. You all look like you've seen a rat swallowing a cobra or something."
"You still alive? How...wha.."
"I know. Heat did a great job keeping me alive, huh? Anyway, made breakfast, care for some?"
"Hmm.."
                Sam Bradford. Classmate of Heather, back in high school. Heat has made the Alasdairs cast hundred and thousands of different spells to keep her whole clique alive. Sam was one of the intelligent and diabolical philosopher from all. Marilyn Ralph, Sara Trevor, Fergus Louise Dawn, Mark Hubert, Sandy Isobel Bob Ashley, Sebastian Rex and Nora Mavis, Sam Bradford and Heather Burt Maurice, The Nebula Nine...! They, literally, knows a whole lot better than the Devil.
"Met Heat. That girl hasn't changed a bit!"
"Well, that's what the evils does. What about the war?"
"What war?"
I tried not to create any suspicion,"Then where is my car?"
"Are you alright? The town tank accidentally drove over your car. And I thought of giving you a pre-birthday gift. Don't you remember anything?"
"What? Yeabsolutely I remember all! Just kidding!
               I WAS NOT! Lucifer had deleted the war. I mean, he changed the whole time, from the time they broke my Evoque! That son of a bitch! He also cleared this thing out that, Heather is a demi-goddess crap. He will but his powers on line and save something that is totally useless! What the hell could've gone wrong? Just bring you claws, fangs, apparently in Heat's case, wings and kill them with it! They were, possibly taken aback by that spoiled brat! With a really hot head, I gobbled some waffles up and vroomed my new rocking car down the leafy jungle. Luckily, found Heat on the way.
"Yo, yo Virgi! Let's talk, mademoiselle! Why bring out the claws and fangs and growls?"
"What was wrong if I just tear their heads apart? When I had a chance?"
"No, there are other things that need to be done before. Something I don't feel the urge to inform. How's Sam doin'?"
"He's doing good."
"Okay. So listen. The Casters are here so please act out in your head. We are not in the situation to take another curse now."
                The Alasdairs are the Satanist but they are kind of more powerful than us hybrids. They cursed us for me being 'irresponsible'. We can never leave Mountain Hill and the wolves can't the Forest. 7 granddaughters, 3 grandsons, 2 sons and daughter-in-laws, 1 daughter and son-in-law, wife and Mr. Norman Alasdair. That old nagging hag can throw a whole 18-wheeler!
"Oh my memento mori! How are you, dear?"
"I'm fine and glad to be your reminder! Heather told me what you all can do and how megalomaniac you all are! Pardon me, but I can't stay!"
"Why dearie, you gotta be somewhere else to burst off nuclear reactors?"
"No, actually you see, I really can't miss the new WWE title shot match and rematch. And Ultimate Warriors documentary. May he rest in peace! Au revoir~"
               So, I went on my own thinking what could possibly be there she doesn't want to tell anyone? Wishing it is not me and my stuffs, I geared up and went around the city for the night. It wasn't anything important Heat would waste her time and thoughts into. Just some stuffs who breaths and eats and does a lot other stuffs. And waiting for another sunrise of staying alert and waiting to meet my Maker before anything unfortunate events takes place.






                                                                                                                                    to be continued...

Those Mannequins.

              "Whoever said money can't buy you happiness, simply didn't knew where to shop."



          As it seemed, whenever we state the word "shopping" in sentence or a conversation it incontrovertibly gives out a referral idea that the particular person is either talking about clothes or grocery shopping. But it necessarily doesn't have to mean that, but it  rather seemed to be bound within these two options. Let's just get to the main point. Shopping is actually a therapeutic and relaxing for the mind who can afford it. And shopaholics, to whom, all the mannequins in the shop on the display window just looks like they are tantalizing them and inciting them to buy. Shopping is an quintessential priority in a lady's life. They ought to think, "that on single pair of Louboutin can make me look like Iggy Azalea." They are women, after all. And also another thing that doesn't really go with their whole busy day schedule. Is that actually going to the shop. And for those shopaholic who earns just enough 'kale' to support themselves but the mannequin won't stop waving at you wearing on that sleeve-less blue maxi. Just hopeless. Rather than spending your valuable time behind shops to shops , which you can give to your work or significant other is just absurd. 
          Hence, any other substitute yet substantial way of shopping with pleasure shall have to be online shopping. People tends to wonder, how can online shopping be a substitute way of shopping. But I know a lot of people who would actually argue on the information advantages of online shopping. But then again, I am a person of my own interests. So, I thought of weighing down the pros and cons of several international and national online  shopping related websites. Yet the result was amusing. The pros were more relevant to the topic than the disadvantages. Online shopping seemed to contain the following. 
          Fewer traps, convenient, open service 24/7, unlimited size, options to choose from, discreet shopping, save time and hassle and plenty more. Sizes matters a lot in a society like ours. We only have 2 kinds of sizes, under weighed and truck. And all garments company just being anti-obese and supplying and importing Arianna Grande T-shirts. And actually asking for a bigger size than usual can be a bit of embarrassment. On the other hand, online shopping is providing you with vast amounts of varieties in products. In sizes, colours and label clothes. It is also giving you a chance to compare the product with other organization's products and it's value. Practical shops literally needs to have that sale for you to be able to buy that skinny pair of jeans. 
          Online shopping stipulates you with their better buying price. However, the most prominent and profitable advantage about online shopping would be, their 24/7 open service. You can shop anything for anywhere at any time. Online shopping websites does earns another star in their ratings for that advantage. World-class products with better prices and you don't even have to wait. I can assure you, the only thing that you might be missing from the enjoyment of the shopping is those mannequins won't be waving at you anymore, while you shop at home in ease. :)